What's long and hard on a ski instructor??

SUMMER!!!

Nathan says,
"for me, life's all about balance, as someone who's activley searched out the cold climate for many a winter I feel it's important to get some good tropical conditions when it finishes. So that's why along with the obligitory family trip to visit the in-laws over in Japan, I've chosen to spend the rest of the summer in the well known sun-seekers destination of Sheffield, sipping away on delicate pints of Boddingtons or a nice Shiraz on special occasions!"


Joe says, "no snow, too hot, wasps, flies, lack of sleep due to heat!! But less of the whinging look at that sunset! you can spend more time outside, leave windows and doors open, long walks with the dog in the countryside, BBQ's and most important of all....drink beer. Having a BBQ this weekend with lots of friends round, Venison, Sausages, Burgers and Beer and Wine...Hang on have I got a drink problem???"

Ed says, (pic right)                                            

"what gets a ski instructor through the summer?
                                                                                    
Drink!!! on an Indoboard! 
Drink!!! on a slack line!
Drink!!!on a skateboard (until you get pulled by the Police) ! Drink!!! on a surf board.
All the above available with alcohol